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Grookster231 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands When he came back to the U.S. they were just the islands.
BoneChipsNBlasphemy (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
If chuck norris has $5 and you have $5, he has more money than you.
LeeroyFan101 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Chuck IS God.
gofeedtina (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
chuck norris once ate 3 72 oz steaks in in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
motorbreathAK (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
bearkat622 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
he will roundhouse kick u in the face
bummer1967 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Stupid as stupid is.....Figures that he "thinks" he an intellectual. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO. Oh, GOD, OH, GOD, OH GOD.....this guy is a dipshit.
stringer1993 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
JohnCooler0623 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
when chuck norris does a push up he pushes the earth down
ImChuckNorrisBeard (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
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