Oct 3rd: Baby I Sold Your Dog On EBay

Lyrics: (sorry the sound isn't superb) Baby close your eyes and hear the words I say Oh I realize That you're in a lot of pain and I apologize I never wanted it this way, Please...don't cry Baby I sold your dog on EBay We both knew that we had bills to pay It was either him or my playstation 2 which doesn't even eat food and will never ever pee on the duvet One day I came home and that dog had escaped he forsook his bone and instead he ate everything I own from the couch to the drapes I called you on the phone And said "I'm selling him on EBay We both know that we've got bills to pay He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9 That's crossing the line I'm listing the auction today" I put him in a box with some styrofoam peanuts a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones the guy online paid for overnight shipping so the very next day he was in buffalo Please don't cry... ... He is frikkin ugly like a walking ball of fuzz and he poops constantly more than any other dog does but we won't have to worry about it anymore because please listen tome Yeah I sold you dog on ebay we both knew that we had bills to pay I got a hundred fifty dollars for that mutt that peed all over my floor and I know they'll be hell topay we had bills to pay so I sold her dog on ebay I told her "you have got to understand it yeah, he could sit but he absolutely couldn't stay."

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: vlogbrothers

Length: 03:58
Rating: 4.80
Views: 37853

Tags: acoustic  brotherhood  humor  oh  point  two  

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