nickvanruiven (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

That is supposed to be funny?

nudist0885 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retreiver. He brings back everything cause he's not sure what I threw him.

nudist0885 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I've been selected for jury duty. It's kind of an insane case. 6000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a chinese restaurant. I don't think they did it.

AwefullVids (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

both are incredible.

lordtroah (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hilarious

cmonguy9 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

holy shit! you have a hundred of them

padaalsa (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"You're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're dead." Anyone who likes this guy should check out Mitch Hedberg. Think of this guy on crack.

MistahDroory (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

At least road accidents are interesting for a few minutes.

voodoothebeast (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

voodoothebeast (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

thx bro ..but the signifier has nothing to do with signified..;) A fool and his money are soon partying. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."