885808326 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Carter: Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter! Do you speak-a any English? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Lee: :-D Carter: I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment...now, Mr. Rice-A-Roni...don't even speak American. Come on man my ride's over here. Carter: Put yo bag in the back. Put yo bag in the back! No no no no no. You put your own shit in the back! I am not a skycap. I'm FBI, you understand? The hell you think this is?

xoxoxoNNK (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

it very funny

jjrrhh1983 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

chris tucker is funny hes the man.

885808326 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

RUSS: Carter, Carter CARTER: Man what y'all doin' here? I'm through with y'all man I'm gonna go on vacation RUSS: Now hold on there, we're just commin' by to tell you what a great job you did yesterday, when you get back you got me an FBI badge waiting for you CARTER: You serious? Come on man dont be playin' RUSS: No CARTER: I don't know what to say Its like a dream come true. I got a idea tho, I gotta idea. Why don't y'all, take that badge, & shove it up yo ass! all up in yo ass. I'm LAPD!

squrrilhunter432 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

very funny

shawnyglass12 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

o god thts hilaruis

885808326 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Carter: Damn Chin thats some greasy shit Aint you got no better food like some chicken wings, some baby-back ribs, some fries o somethin? Chinese man: Chinese food, no soul food here! Carter: I didnt say anything about no soul food, I said you got some better food. I dont want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box o grease? Chinese man: speaks Chinese Carter: Im chilly what? Lee: Come on Chinese man: Im no punk bitch! Carter: I aint no punk bitch neither! Chinese man: Im no Punk Bitch!

FELIKS2121 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

they dong give a damn about youuuu!!!!!!

Larviii (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

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k03dbyArr0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

what was the song when jackie chan turned it to beach boys then carter turned it to some biggie song wot song was it?