kulshanbz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of beard, who wore it proudly to his dying day. The other three wise men used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, they all died roundhouse kick related deaths. The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely in Chuck Norris' pants. Chuck Norris' penis has its own zip code and at Christmastime it gets more letters than Santa.

moronman8888 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

im posting this to videos so that ppl can be aware... user "xlmh9" hacked onto my account and deleted some of my videos... if anyone knows how to report this, please do so.

0DW (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Um.. The earth doesn't revolved around the sun chuck norris is awesome?

DarkstarDeck (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Most guys hav to use their penis to have a girl use her virginity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick it out of them.

moronman8888 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee. the last thing you ever see is Chuck Norris. when there is fire, you stop drop and roll. when there is Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die. chuck norris invented the apple. when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet; water gets chuck norris.

DarkstarDeck (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

All girls are born without their virginity. Why? Ask Chuck Norris.

DarkstarDeck (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

In the begining, there waws chuck norris

DarkstarDeck (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

when chuck norris does a pushup, he dosent go up, the earth goes down.

TheTitto (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

audioslavelover (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.