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Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: BaratsAndBereta

Length: 00:53
Rating: 4.82
Views: 1046864

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cjbeag (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Oh ye of little faith! How about a positive spin instead of the devils confusion. Just have faith. Life is to short to be negative. Its a great day to be a Christian!
smsmwolf (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
this is so sad
FoGGeRdk (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
the bible sux! i prefer drugs, sex and jealousy
kylieswimswim (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
this is so well done !!! good job! lol
ustoledmydoughnut (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
five wounds?
TheGnomesAreMissing (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Haha I agree with iyou
cvdj (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
God did not write the Bible... It was writtenby ordinary people...of the time and they...like all people are flawed so they were exposed to the rape, pillaging, murder, senseless punishment...blah blah blah blah
ElectricSlide36 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
are there really religious debates going on in the comments for this video... come one now.
nekidchickens (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The bible has too many evil things in it to be left as the tome of moral instruction to our descendants. Rape, pillaging, murder, senseless punishment(death for sassin' your mother?!?), the sex trade, and slavery are all condoned in the bible. In fact it contains detailed instructions on how to do it. It teaches jealousy, divisiveness, hatred, and sometimes love. Why not cut out the fat and teach just love? That is what most modern Atheists want. Morality without hypocrisy, harm and guilt. Peace
nekidchickens (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
They WERE born at the EARLIEST, 60 years after he died. Even the church acknowledges this although they say that it is an "accounting" of eyewitness events written well after the fact. Since there is no evidence of his miracles, of anyone having first hand contact with him, fishing with him or any of the things that you mentioned. Only the bible says this. You can't verify a book with the writings of that same book. Maybe harry Potter is real, Harry potter says he is!

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