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ZeroHumans (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The Russian invaders in WW2 were so incompetent any military retards would have killed them with skis and a little guerilla warfare. In the end the Russians thought hell no, it wasn't worth the trouble to take over a country of suicidal depressants so they settled for one fifth of Finland. Finns gave up and surrendered the territory.
ZeroHumans (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Finns are grim, because of one reason. They are suicidal. So of course they are fans of suicidal books like kalevala. In the arctic circle there is total darkness so it is raining bodies from drunk people jumping out of buildings. If they are prevented from suicide they shoot each other in the schools. If you have a conversation with a Finn you are automatically his enemy and he might knife you.
MrGlies (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
See, that is why Denmark is considered so much more sophisticated then our scandinavian brothers... We got drunk just about everyday, so we don't have an impending need to do stupid things like dancing around a pole
(we do see a lot of fighting though but that's natural, right?)
wuzheredontcare (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
thanks for that you ignorant son of a bitch
Lami092290 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
damn it, are you talking seriously ?
ZeroHumans (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
In Canada nobody has their own mind. They are frozen socialist zombies that are forced to worship hordes of ministers who make love to bush so they can sell arms to all countries and bomb kids in Afghanistan. Anybody who thinks for himself in Canada is thrown out of his igloo. Canadians want blood, but since it is technically illegal to kill other Canadians they all have orgasms about torturing and killing millions of helpless arctic seals.
ZeroHumans (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
In Norway they run around drunk with guns in the darkness. They long for the Viking days when they could easily burn villages but now they just hate foreigners and abuse animals.
freaddyswe (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Yeah, they got it right...
B3T0516 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
buy a bike.
kmzzzzz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
HAHAHHA so fucking epic.
Pure scandinavian power hah,gotta love this parody of my swedish brothers hahaah.
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