BlakeTahoe (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i enjoy gettin naked grabin 2 unopened lindsay lohan CDs(cuz who'd open that crap...seriously)then i start rubbing them all over my chest and nipples while doin the robot to MCHammers "cant touch this" and to relax after all that i grab a crockpot fill it with tabasco sauce and slowly dunk my nuts in and out....i poop on farm animals....duuuuuude.....wheres my cat?......DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE!...he strikes again....but for the last time...xenus goin down!...Mr.Creepy smile!..ill destroy you

planet7news (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He's some kind of Bill Hicks reincarnation, amazing stuff.

psychoticx666 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He is so right, another thing that is bullshit about the whole myspace thing is that all these stupid whore teenage girls go and post pictures of themselves without barley any clothes on, and then freak out when people "get off" with em. Now i dont support pedos at all but people need to open there eyes. If they dont want these creeps checking them out than dont post pictures that are almost softcore porn.

ImpeachReagan666 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

chomo

munkeyonfire555 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Doug Stanhope is awesome. He reminds me alot of George Carlin. He can be cruel but he is funny as hell and makes great points.

myhipsi (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

You need to find better friends then. All of my friends would laugh their asses off at this.

brandon7390 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"drive thru that hayfield!!!" haha omg im dying

l61111111 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

just beat off on the inernet stay away from the internet

nocturnezero (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Because it's some 40 year old filming the kids fuck, or fucking them themselves without their consent? And because that's fucking wrong? If you like kids, that's... I guess fine, just don't deliberately go after them.

XxFLUxX (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

LOL "why havent i been fucking children"